160+ Insulting Quotes For Fake Friends

Had enough two-faced pals? Enjoy these 166 sarcastic quotes for fake friends, perfect for a cheeky chuckle. Use these lines for fun, not revenge – it’s all about laughing through the fakeness!faux pas!

Insulting Quotes For Fake Friends

  1. “Keep the drama on the stage, not in our friendship”
  2. “Fake friends are like clouds, once they disappear, it’s a brighter day”
  3. “You’re like a coin, two-faced and worthless”
  4. “I’d rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, rather than a friend who secretly puts me down”
  5. “With friends like you, who needs enemies?”
  6. “Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour”
  7. “I’m too old for the drama and I’m bored with your lies”
  8. “I would ask you to hang out, but I like to surround myself with people I can trust”
  9. “You’re like a plastic bag, transparent and disposable”
  10. “You never stabbed me in my back, you stabbed me in my front
  11. “True friends don’t count favors, fake friends do”
  12. “Go green and recycle your lies”
  13. “I once trusted you, but your words mean nothing anymore”
  14. “I’m under no obligation to make sense to fake people”
  15. “Some people should come with a fake friend warning label”
  16. “I’m not rude, I’m honest. I just speak what’s on my mind, even if most can’t handle the truth”
  17. “Your friendship was a season finale, I’d rather not watch the next season”
  18. “I’d rather walk alone than chase you around”
  19. “I don’t need part-time people in my life”
  20. “You are not a friend, but a viewer, who keeps tab of my life”
  21. “Your friendship is the reason why I hate surprise plot twists”
  22. “What’s worse than a fake friend? Two fake friends”
  23. “Fake friends believe in rumors, real friends believe in you”
  24. “FRIENDS: Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you. Funny how you do none of those”
  25. “The only thing you could maintain in our friendship was lies”
  26. “I was the ocean full of love for you, and you were the oil spill that tainted it”
  27. “I’ll remember you as a cautionary tale”
  28. “Loyalty is just a word in the dictionary to you”
  29. “Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they’re scattered everywhere”
  30. “I don’t chase anyone anymore. Wanna walk out of my life, there’s the door”
  31. “There’s a reason I keep my circle small and my walls high”
  32. “I didn’t know you were a magician, every time I needed you, you disappeared”
  33. “Fake friends show their true colors when they don’t need you anymore. Be aware”
  34. “You’re as fake as the love you pretend to give out”
  35. “We used to be tight, then we started to loose threads, now we’re just a memory fading away”
  36. “You aren’t worth my love if you need reasons to find me worthy of yours”
  37. “Thanks for reminding me why I don’t feel guilty that we don’t talk anymore”
  38. “Encouragement is what I needed, instead, all you ever gave was depreciation”
  39. “You’re no more significant to me than a spec of dust in the wind”
  40. “To you, friendship is just a word, to me it’s a promise”
  41. “You always knew how to make me laugh and cry sometimes in the same day”
  42. “I may not be perfect but at least I’m not you”
  43. “The sound of your voice brings memories of deceit
  44. “Just remember, some people’s trash is other people’s treasure. You treated me like trash, yet I was your treasure”
  45. “You chose those who did you wrong, and left those who proved you right”
  46. “Friends are like diamonds, valuable and rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves, found everywhere”
  47. “You’ll never forget a friend who was there when you needed them, or a friend who left when you were down”
  48. “It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk behind my back”
  49. “Loyal friends are true jewels, fake friends are just rhinestone fakes”
  50. “Being stabbed in the back would hurt less than your friendship.”
  51. “Keep your secrets to yourself, they’re safe with your fake friends too.”
  52. “Your words are as real as a unicorn.”
  53. “Your friendship is like a paper, once it’s crumbled it can’t be perfect.”
  54. “I didn’t know that deceit had a human form until your friendship.”
  55. “You’re the embodiment of the phrase ‘Everything that glitters is not gold’.”
  56. “Your loyalty swings more than a playground swing.”
  57. “Your honesty is as empty as a black hole.”
  58. “You change faces quicker than a chameleon.”
  59. “Your friendship is as dependable as a sandcastle.”
  60. “You are as reliable as Wi-Fi in a subway tunnel.”
  61. “Your friendship is like a cloud, it disappears when the day is sunny.”
  62. “With friends like you, who needs enemies?”
  63. “You’re like a penny, two-faced and worthless.”
  64. “I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing because your actions spoke the truth.”
  65. “I really thought you were different. It’s a shame that you proved me wrong.”
  66. “It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk s*** behind my back.”
  67. “You always knew how to wear a mask of a true friend.”
  68. “I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.”
  69. “Your friendship was a season. It had to change.”
  70. “You are as pointless as ‘ueue’ in a queue.”
  71. “Your actions prove that your words are just.. words.”
  72. “Your friendship is as reliable as a chocolate teapot.”
  73. “The problem with close friends is that they always know where to stab you.”
  74. “I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and nods when I nod. My shadow does that much better.”
  75. “Not all toxic people come with warning labels.”
  76. “In the cookie of life, fake friends are like the chocolate chips that fell out.”
  77. “Just like seasons, people change.”
  78. “Be very careful of who you share your problem with, remember that not everyone that smiles at you is your friend.”
  79. “When you stopped talking to me, you started talking about me.”
  80. “Your friendship with me was like an expired coupon, useless and unnecessary.”
  81. “It’s a shame I invested time in a depreciating asset like your friendship.”
  82. “Real friends stab you in the front, fake friends stab you in the back.”
  83. “Your betrayal hits harder than a tsunami.”
  84. “I’d rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, than a friend who secretly puts me down.”
  85. “Even a broken watch is right twice a day, where did your loyalty go wrong?”
  86. “Your friendship was like a hot coffee on a cold winter morning, comforting until it got cold.”
  87. “Your smile is as genuine as a political promise.”
  88. “Your friendship is as strong as a spider web.”
  89. “Just when I thought you couldn’t get any more shallow, you started to dig.”
  90. “Your friendship is like an autopilot, headed towards destruction.”
  91. “I loved your performances, especially the one where you pretended to be my friend.”
  92. “Your friendship is more disappointing than a soggy french fry.”
  93. “Your friendship feels like walking barefoot on Legos.”
  94. “Your friendship is like a chewing gum, it loses its flavor quickly.”
  95. “Your friendship is as valuable as a counterfeit currency.”
  96. “You’re like a snake in the grass, always ready to bite.”
  97. “When you have no one, remember the mirror reflecting yourself also left you.”
  98. “I can’t wait to see where you go in life. Anywhere would be fine, as long as it’s away from me.”
  99. “Your friendship is as fruitful as a desert.”
  100. Your friendship is like a cheap perfume; it makes a good first impression but fades away quickly.
  101. I’d say you stab me in the back, but snakes only bite from the front.
  102. One fake friend can cause more damage than five real enemies.
  103. I didn’t lose a friend, I just realized I never had one.
  104. You’re about as loyal as a dollar bill in a strip club.
  105. I’d rather hang out with five lions than a hundred sheep.
  106. A fake friend is a greater threat than a visible enemy.
  107. It’s funny that the people who know the least about me always have the most to say.
  108. Better a real enemy than a fake friend.
  109. If only your personality was as fake as the stories you spread.
  110. I’d call you a friend, but vultures are more loyal.
  111. Some people aren’t loyal to you, they’re loyal to their need of you.
  112. Trouble is, you think you have time to play both sides.
  113. Betray a friend, and you’ll discover an enemy.
  114. It’s hard to put trust again in a place where it was shattered.
  115. Sorry, I forgot, I’m only meant to exist when you need something.
  116. Your hypocrisy is just as transparent as your insincerity.
  117. True friends won’t grow apart, even if they don’t talk every day.
  118. The world won’t end if you stop pretending to be everyone’s friend.
  119. Not every friend request comes with good intentions.
  120. Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun but disappear in the dark.
  121. Living with fake friends is like living in a shadow.
  122. Fake friends sail in your ship only when the sea is calm.
  123. Friends do not talk about your backbite, they talk on your face.
  124. If you want to find who loves you more, stick you in the middle of nowhere between your lover and your best friend and see who comes first.
  125. Fake friends like autumn leaves, scattered in various directions.
  126. If you don’t lose friends, you don’t grow up.
  127. Looking for friends without the same interest is like looking for needle in the haystack.
  128. A real friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
  129. A true friend will never get in your way unless you go the wrong way.
  130. A true friend can see behind the mask.
  131. A false friend, on the other hand, wants to sell you something at a discount.
  132. A real friend knows all your secrets but chooses to keep them to himself.
  133. Different doors divide us, but windows unite us because when you open them, you see the same world in different ways!
  134. Before being a real friend, be a real person.
  135. If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
  136. You’re like a coin, two-faced and worthless.
  137. I’m not a second option, you either choose me or lose me.
  138. I’m like a rubber ball; the harder you throw me to the ground, the higher I bounce.
  139. Worthless people blame their karma for their worthless behavior.
  140. Fake friends are like leeches, they hang onto you until they suck the life blood out of you.
  141. I’d rather have a true enemy than a fake friend.
  142. A fake friend will hug you in front of your enemy; a real friend will punch your enemy in the face for you.
  143. Fake friends are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.
  144. I’d rather have a hard truth than a sweet lie.
  145. It’s better to be left by a fake friend than to be held by a fake promise.
  146. Fake friends are like fallen leaves; found everywhere.
  147. Fake friends are like autumn; they disappear when the cold, hard truths appear.
  148. A fake friend expects you to be there for them, but they’re never there for you.
  149. Walking with a fake friend is worse than walking alone.
  150. “Oh, look, my back must be a knife block for you to store all your favorite knives.”
  151. “Your actions are like trash cans, everybody can see through them.”
  152. “We were buddies, not back-stabbing pen pals!”
  153. “Your loyalty has the lifespan of a Snapchat story.”
  154. “You’d sell your own shadow if it could get you some attention.”
  155. “It seems you’re better at playing roles than real emotions.”
  156. “Your integrity must be on holiday mode, permanently.”
  157. “I thought you were my friend, not my personal TMZ.”
  158. “Backstabbers like you are the reason we have front doors.”
  159. “I think my dog’s loyalty beats yours.”
  160. “You change your colors more often than a chameleon.”
  161. “Your friendship was like a free trial, didn’t last long.”
  162. “I have an ocean of trust, you turned out to be the iceberg.”
  163. “Your honesty is like a unicorn, hypothetical.”
  164. “Seems like your favorite game is changing sides!”
  165. “Your lies spread faster than butter on warm bread.”
  166. “You’re about as trustworthy as a hungover bartender.”

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