Had enough two-faced pals? Enjoy these 166 sarcastic quotes for fake friends, perfect for a cheeky chuckle. Use these lines for fun, not revenge – it’s all about laughing through the fakeness!faux pas!
Insulting Quotes For Fake Friends
- “Keep the drama on the stage, not in our friendship”
- “Fake friends are like clouds, once they disappear, it’s a brighter day”
- “You’re like a coin, two-faced and worthless”
- “I’d rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, rather than a friend who secretly puts me down”
- “With friends like you, who needs enemies?”
- “Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour”
- “I’m too old for the drama and I’m bored with your lies”
- “I would ask you to hang out, but I like to surround myself with people I can trust”
- “You’re like a plastic bag, transparent and disposable”
- “You never stabbed me in my back, you stabbed me in my front“
- “True friends don’t count favors, fake friends do”
- “Go green and recycle your lies”
- “I once trusted you, but your words mean nothing anymore”
- “I’m under no obligation to make sense to fake people”
- “Some people should come with a fake friend warning label”
- “I’m not rude, I’m honest. I just speak what’s on my mind, even if most can’t handle the truth”
- “Your friendship was a season finale, I’d rather not watch the next season”
- “I’d rather walk alone than chase you around”
- “I don’t need part-time people in my life”
- “You are not a friend, but a viewer, who keeps tab of my life”
- “Your friendship is the reason why I hate surprise plot twists”
- “What’s worse than a fake friend? Two fake friends”
- “Fake friends believe in rumors, real friends believe in you”
- “FRIENDS: Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you. Funny how you do none of those”
- “The only thing you could maintain in our friendship was lies”
- “I was the ocean full of love for you, and you were the oil spill that tainted it”
- “I’ll remember you as a cautionary tale”
- “Loyalty is just a word in the dictionary to you”
- “Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they’re scattered everywhere”
- “I don’t chase anyone anymore. Wanna walk out of my life, there’s the door”
- “There’s a reason I keep my circle small and my walls high”
- “I didn’t know you were a magician, every time I needed you, you disappeared”
- “Fake friends show their true colors when they don’t need you anymore. Be aware”
- “You’re as fake as the love you pretend to give out”
- “We used to be tight, then we started to loose threads, now we’re just a memory fading away”
- “You aren’t worth my love if you need reasons to find me worthy of yours”
- “Thanks for reminding me why I don’t feel guilty that we don’t talk anymore”
- “Encouragement is what I needed, instead, all you ever gave was depreciation”
- “You’re no more significant to me than a spec of dust in the wind”
- “To you, friendship is just a word, to me it’s a promise”
- “You always knew how to make me laugh and cry sometimes in the same day”
- “I may not be perfect but at least I’m not you”
- “The sound of your voice brings memories of deceit“
- “Just remember, some people’s trash is other people’s treasure. You treated me like trash, yet I was your treasure”
- “You chose those who did you wrong, and left those who proved you right”
- “Friends are like diamonds, valuable and rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves, found everywhere”
- “You’ll never forget a friend who was there when you needed them, or a friend who left when you were down”
- “It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk behind my back”
- “Loyal friends are true jewels, fake friends are just rhinestone fakes”
- “Being stabbed in the back would hurt less than your friendship.”
- “Keep your secrets to yourself, they’re safe with your fake friends too.”
- “Your words are as real as a unicorn.”
- “Your friendship is like a paper, once it’s crumbled it can’t be perfect.”
- “I didn’t know that deceit had a human form until your friendship.”
- “You’re the embodiment of the phrase ‘Everything that glitters is not gold’.”
- “Your loyalty swings more than a playground swing.”
- “Your honesty is as empty as a black hole.”
- “You change faces quicker than a chameleon.”
- “Your friendship is as dependable as a sandcastle.”
- “You are as reliable as Wi-Fi in a subway tunnel.”
- “Your friendship is like a cloud, it disappears when the day is sunny.”
- “With friends like you, who needs enemies?”
- “You’re like a penny, two-faced and worthless.”
- “I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing because your actions spoke the truth.”
- “I really thought you were different. It’s a shame that you proved me wrong.”
- “It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk s*** behind my back.”
- “You always knew how to wear a mask of a true friend.”
- “I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.”
- “Your friendship was a season. It had to change.”
- “You are as pointless as ‘ueue’ in a queue.”
- “Your actions prove that your words are just.. words.”
- “Your friendship is as reliable as a chocolate teapot.”
- “The problem with close friends is that they always know where to stab you.”
- “I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and nods when I nod. My shadow does that much better.”
- “Not all toxic people come with warning labels.”
- “In the cookie of life, fake friends are like the chocolate chips that fell out.”
- “Just like seasons, people change.”
- “Be very careful of who you share your problem with, remember that not everyone that smiles at you is your friend.”
- “When you stopped talking to me, you started talking about me.”
- “Your friendship with me was like an expired coupon, useless and unnecessary.”
- “It’s a shame I invested time in a depreciating asset like your friendship.”
- “Real friends stab you in the front, fake friends stab you in the back.”
- “Your betrayal hits harder than a tsunami.”
- “I’d rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, than a friend who secretly puts me down.”
- “Even a broken watch is right twice a day, where did your loyalty go wrong?”
- “Your friendship was like a hot coffee on a cold winter morning, comforting until it got cold.”
- “Your smile is as genuine as a political promise.”
- “Your friendship is as strong as a spider web.”
- “Just when I thought you couldn’t get any more shallow, you started to dig.”
- “Your friendship is like an autopilot, headed towards destruction.”
- “I loved your performances, especially the one where you pretended to be my friend.”
- “Your friendship is more disappointing than a soggy french fry.”
- “Your friendship feels like walking barefoot on Legos.”
- “Your friendship is like a chewing gum, it loses its flavor quickly.”
- “Your friendship is as valuable as a counterfeit currency.”
- “You’re like a snake in the grass, always ready to bite.”
- “When you have no one, remember the mirror reflecting yourself also left you.”
- “I can’t wait to see where you go in life. Anywhere would be fine, as long as it’s away from me.”
- “Your friendship is as fruitful as a desert.”
- Your friendship is like a cheap perfume; it makes a good first impression but fades away quickly.
- I’d say you stab me in the back, but snakes only bite from the front.
- One fake friend can cause more damage than five real enemies.
- I didn’t lose a friend, I just realized I never had one.
- You’re about as loyal as a dollar bill in a strip club.
- I’d rather hang out with five lions than a hundred sheep.
- A fake friend is a greater threat than a visible enemy.
- It’s funny that the people who know the least about me always have the most to say.
- Better a real enemy than a fake friend.
- If only your personality was as fake as the stories you spread.
- I’d call you a friend, but vultures are more loyal.
- Some people aren’t loyal to you, they’re loyal to their need of you.
- Trouble is, you think you have time to play both sides.
- Betray a friend, and you’ll discover an enemy.
- It’s hard to put trust again in a place where it was shattered.
- Sorry, I forgot, I’m only meant to exist when you need something.
- Your hypocrisy is just as transparent as your insincerity.
- True friends won’t grow apart, even if they don’t talk every day.
- The world won’t end if you stop pretending to be everyone’s friend.
- Not every friend request comes with good intentions.
- Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun but disappear in the dark.
- Living with fake friends is like living in a shadow.
- Fake friends sail in your ship only when the sea is calm.
- Friends do not talk about your backbite, they talk on your face.
- If you want to find who loves you more, stick you in the middle of nowhere between your lover and your best friend and see who comes first.
- Fake friends like autumn leaves, scattered in various directions.
- If you don’t lose friends, you don’t grow up.
- Looking for friends without the same interest is like looking for needle in the haystack.
- A real friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
- A true friend will never get in your way unless you go the wrong way.
- A true friend can see behind the mask.
- A false friend, on the other hand, wants to sell you something at a discount.
- A real friend knows all your secrets but chooses to keep them to himself.
- Different doors divide us, but windows unite us because when you open them, you see the same world in different ways!
- Before being a real friend, be a real person.
- If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
- You’re like a coin, two-faced and worthless.
- I’m not a second option, you either choose me or lose me.
- I’m like a rubber ball; the harder you throw me to the ground, the higher I bounce.
- Worthless people blame their karma for their worthless behavior.
- Fake friends are like leeches, they hang onto you until they suck the life blood out of you.
- I’d rather have a true enemy than a fake friend.
- A fake friend will hug you in front of your enemy; a real friend will punch your enemy in the face for you.
- Fake friends are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.
- I’d rather have a hard truth than a sweet lie.
- It’s better to be left by a fake friend than to be held by a fake promise.
- Fake friends are like fallen leaves; found everywhere.
- Fake friends are like autumn; they disappear when the cold, hard truths appear.
- A fake friend expects you to be there for them, but they’re never there for you.
- Walking with a fake friend is worse than walking alone.
- “Oh, look, my back must be a knife block for you to store all your favorite knives.”
- “Your actions are like trash cans, everybody can see through them.”
- “We were buddies, not back-stabbing pen pals!”
- “Your loyalty has the lifespan of a Snapchat story.”
- “You’d sell your own shadow if it could get you some attention.”
- “It seems you’re better at playing roles than real emotions.”
- “Your integrity must be on holiday mode, permanently.”
- “I thought you were my friend, not my personal TMZ.”
- “Backstabbers like you are the reason we have front doors.”
- “I think my dog’s loyalty beats yours.”
- “You change your colors more often than a chameleon.”
- “Your friendship was like a free trial, didn’t last long.”
- “I have an ocean of trust, you turned out to be the iceberg.”
- “Your honesty is like a unicorn, hypothetical.”
- “Seems like your favorite game is changing sides!”
- “Your lies spread faster than butter on warm bread.”
- “You’re about as trustworthy as a hungover bartender.”
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